Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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