As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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