There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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