I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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