remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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