god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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