More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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