at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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