Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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