So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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