Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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