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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.

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Swallow. It's much cleaner.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:49pm

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Thumbs up for the guy down for the girl

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:28pm

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Clean boring sex isn't fun at all. My husband and I keep it fun in the bedroom. I don't mind where he blows his load! Mouth, face, stomach! Whatever! Don't be so straight laced girls!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:36pm

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Someone tell me... What is this "Cum Shot On The Face" thing supposed to be? [A] A "Proof of Manhood" Ritual; [B] A "Marking of Territory" act; [C] A way to find out how much of a Truly Drunk & Submissive Slut she is; [D] A badly chosen Porn Movie Cliché everyone does because everyone does it.

Submitted by Th1nkF1rst on Jan 11, 10 at 2:17pm

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- (E) A way to Say "Take that Bitch and Like It" without muttering a word.....
  
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  - yeah.. pretty much.
    
    Submitted by SidEye420 on Jan 12, 11 at 8:34am
    
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- My girlfriend likes it. In fact, it was her idea.
  
  Submitted by vengeance on Jan 11, 10 at 7:31pm
  
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It's D

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:21pm

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Fucking fake, or two guys. Chicks don't talk this way.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:43pm

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niiiice!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:21pm

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Why do you have bangs? Soooo 2000-late.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:49pm

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It's not elusive at all. All a girl has to do is ask

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:03pm

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I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed

Submitted by someguy8919 on Jan 11, 10 at 2:10pm

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2:17 i choose the submissive slut answer... At least for me...I get cum on to show dominance but I love it!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:21pm

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Lmao!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:09pm

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You must have done the "elusive" not in my face move...and waved your hand all through it as it was cumming for your face, directly

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:53am

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Thata girl!\n\nGotta love slutty cum dumpsters\n\nDaddy would be proud

Submitted by axewound on Jan 11, 10 at 3:55pm

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Warning: Users who post excessively awesome material will be jacked off while commenting.

Submitted by faqu_u on Jan 11, 10 at 4:00pm

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Atta girl. Just like my wife keep it cumming

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:54pm

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WTF IS GOING ON WITH APOSTROPHES AND QUOTES!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:53pm

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This is one reason we all love white girls

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:55pm

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Mom, your getting good at this texting stuff- Nice!!

Submitted by faqu_u on Jan 11, 10 at 2:15pm

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she's a hooooooeee Can I get a ride? Cmon nigga why?! Cuz you's a hooooooe

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:28pm

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That's just disgusting... I'd wipe it off my face and shove it into his.. The bastard

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:20pm

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- And then he'd stick his cockin your ass and you'd LOVE it.
  
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dam u jst made me cum grl

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:24pm

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((''

Submitted by faqu_u on Jan 11, 10 at 3:58pm

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Epic

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:08pm

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Figures this is someone from my area code

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:35pm

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Glory

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:04pm

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Ahahahah my friend had that happen to her!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:54pm

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This chick is probably a huge cum dumpster. Die you fucking whore

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:24pm

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Wow... Messy war 'eh?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:14pm

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hot.

Submitted by yamface on Jan 11, 10 at 2:39pm

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Hellelujah

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:04pm

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