is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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