I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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