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  • Must have taken forever to cum, unless you can sustain an erection while watching a man slice up a hunk of meat

    Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Nov 26, 11 at 4:11pm
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  • If he knew, it wouldn't have been the turkey he was carving up

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 26, 11 at 8:33pm
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  • he raised a daughter who gives 'handies' at Thanksgiving Dinner. I'm pretty sure he failed as a father.

    Submitted by TJanssen411 on Nov 26, 11 at 7:37pm
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    • she obviously knows what shes thankful for. i dont see a problem here.

      Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 27, 11 at 1:22am
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      • She must have taken the movie Wedding Crashers a little too seriously lol

        Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 27, 11 at 8:24am
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  • Sweetie, can you pass me the butter? What? What do you mean there's no butter on the table? I JUST put it out here. How could there be no butter on the table? So strange...

    Submitted by Mactastic on Nov 26, 11 at 6:54pm
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  • Seeing as your chest doesn't have a shotgun wound in it, I'd say he didn't know.

    Submitted by tlovell on Nov 27, 11 at 12:12am
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  • Fake. And of course only a douche from jersey would lie about something like this to feel cool or something. Loser. And jersey can blow me.

    Submitted by jackdan on Nov 27, 11 at 9:00am
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  • Sure her mom was as much of a slut too.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 27, 11 at 12:47am
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    • Are you a virgin? I didn't know handjobs meant an individual was a slut. Though this may be fake I have done similar actions with past partners. The idea of public sexual interaction or the danger of getting caught is very exciting.

      Submitted by jessefoo on Nov 28, 11 at 4:25pm
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  • lol this is just disgusting

    Submitted by ittybit420 on Nov 26, 11 at 6:46pm
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  • As long as he didn't see your vinegar stroke then you're good

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 26, 11 at 5:17pm
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  • Only in new jersey..

    Submitted by destinymeow on Nov 26, 11 at 7:59pm
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  • Where's the ring?

    Submitted by swallows on Nov 27, 11 at 4:31am
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  • Hahahahahaha @ Meaty_McSausage

    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 26, 11 at 4:28pm
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  • I had sex with my wife while her mom was in the room. I have to say that was the most intense sex of my life.

    Submitted by destructo on Nov 29, 11 at 7:32am
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  • Be glad he was carving off your piece of meat

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 26, 11 at 10:14pm
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  • u reeeeeeally need to get a life

    Submitted by roadhead101 on Mar 15, 12 at 11:05pm
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  • I think it's hilarious that they got away with it! \nKudos to both of you for risking getting caught by a man holding a knife and already slicing meat!\n\nGees, I thought I was adventurous until I read this one :)

    Submitted by openmindedchick on Nov 27, 11 at 12:20am
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  • Stay classy Jersey!

    Submitted by shaveydavey on Nov 27, 11 at 1:18am
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  • yummy

    Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 26, 11 at 6:45pm
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  • Wedding crashers anyone??

    Submitted by pnr on Nov 27, 11 at 3:16pm
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  • jersey we pump our fists and our b.fs but dont u dare ask us to pump our damn gas!

    Submitted by chuNkymONkey226 on Nov 27, 11 at 1:42am
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  • 9:00am- that's saved for another dinner.

    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 27, 11 at 9:21am
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  • HOLY SH...... Shirts and pants...

    Submitted by ZAK13 on Nov 30, 11 at 4:54pm
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