Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Randomize
