mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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