PUKE!!! And why are you trying on jeans without wearing underwear? You are the nastiest bitch alive. I hope someone at the toothbrush factory scrubbed their ass with yours before you bought it!
That's impossible dumbass. A) How many people try jeans on without underwear (ew) B)Sperm can't "swim" INTO your crotch, up your vaginal walls (where the acidity will 90% kill it), and into your uterus and C) You'd have to be ovulating on that day. \nBut nice try
Ew. Note to self, when buying jeans, stay away from the stiff ones, wash post purchase. And, you are a nasty heaux---go back to your streetcorner on skank and syphilis blvd!
Fucking eww!!!!!! OMG you're disgusting for doing that! If you're going to be gross, at least buy the pants, so no one else has to get a disgusting surprise!
Nicole, you don't pee from the same hole you get fucked in, so it probably wouldn't help much. Urine comes out of a hole called the urethra. It is the small hole above the vagina.
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