Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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