Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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