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• Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:13pm

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• Magnums and $100 bills work better!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:14pm

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• It's always sunny in Philadelphia...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:11pm

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• I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.

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  • You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!

    Submitted by AlexC on Jan 29, 10 at 11:58am

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• The D.E.N.N.I.S. System: D - Demonstrate your value E - Engage physically N - Nurturing dependence N - Neglect emotionally I - Inspire hope S - Separate entirely love Always Sunny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:20pm

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• This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:57am

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• I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:41pm

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• Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:04pm

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• I prefer the MAC system

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:47pm

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• haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:52pm

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• No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:58pm

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• no, you didn't, virgin

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:38pm

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• "pizzas good" "you're the one that's good"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:51am

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• lmaooo besttt showww everrrr

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:45pm

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• Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:56pm

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• MAC Move in After Completion

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:13am

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• Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:22am

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• It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:48pm

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• I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:14pm

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• Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:14pm

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• Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:00am

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• I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:23pm

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• Hell yes. I love you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:32pm

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• Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:25pm

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• I wonder if Charlies system works......

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:11pm

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• Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:53pm

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• Did one of your friends M.A.C.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:12pm

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• YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:11pm

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• Best. Text. Ever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 8:29pm

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• I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:27pm

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• ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:17am

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• This made me so happy. I love Sunny!

  Submitted by Lazer on May 27, 10 at 6:59pm

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• HAHAHAHA get raped bitch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:13pm

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• I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:27pm

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• I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:39am

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• That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:44pm

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• I love It's Always Sunny!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:13am

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• If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:20pm

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• I go after the M A C system scraps

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:14pm

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• I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:58pm

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• i could watch it's always sunny all day long

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:43pm

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• hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:21pm

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• LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:44pm

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• What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:46pm

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• yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:16am

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• BEST SHOW EVER! Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:27pm

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• this is the best tfln ever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:51pm

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• It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:53am

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• Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:45am

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• what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:06pm

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• Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:14pm

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• nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:55pm

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• I lovvvvve this show

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:10pm

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• My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:19am

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• ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:10pm

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• 12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:36am

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• It's always sunny in philidelphia!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:48pm

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• Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:07am

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• in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:00am

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• " I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:52am

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• god this show is fucking gold

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:02pm

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• Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:28pm

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• And then naturaly.. We bang

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:19pm

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• TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:18am

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• love it! asip reference...right on.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:38pm

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• Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong Hahahahahahah props to 706

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:59pm

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• I wish i could remember mac's system

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:35am

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• awwww shit youguysgotapool?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:45pm

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• If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:10am

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• Kitten mittens are the best.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:58pm

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• Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:46pm

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• I thought u were my wingman. Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:01am

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• Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:21pm

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• Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:21am

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• Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:17am

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• very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:51pm

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• That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:11am

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• Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:22am

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• I think I'll just stick to stalking

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:00am

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• im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:03pm

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• Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:36pm

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• No more thirds for frank.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:16pm

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• Did your friend mac her after.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:17pm

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• Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:51am

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• I feel like a cobb salad

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:38am

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• NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:42pm

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• kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:39pm

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• HAHAH i love it! best show ever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:38pm

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• LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:06pm

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• NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:17am

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• Awful...worse system ever!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:44pm

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• What's the Dennis system?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:34pm

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• hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:50pm

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• The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:20am

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• you got the HIV. aids...big time!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:02pm

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• What is the Dennis system

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:25pm

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• My grandmother was a lesbian.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:03am

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• That is fucking amazing : ]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:04pm

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• What's the Dennis system?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:14pm

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• Hahahahaa. Great episode

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:23pm

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• BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:09pm

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• gotta love sunny in philly(:

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:52pm

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• Yes, its always sunny. This is amazing thank you for posting this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:50pm

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• You're my favorite person ever!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:41am

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• Classic!!!! Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:15pm

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• 706 thats what im talking about

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:12pm

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• Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:18am

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• i want know who said this because thats my area code

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:05pm

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• Best show ever! Viva la sunny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:33am

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• What did charliebdo in that episode??

  Submitted by sirbee42 on May 2, 10 at 11:44pm

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• THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD. ...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo! No, I made that up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:59pm

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• I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:08pm

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• This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:39pm

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• Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:20am

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• Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:12pm

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• A true man ladies and gentlemen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:21pm

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• What's the Dennis system?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:10pm

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• Hel yeah!

  Submitted by hentailover on Apr 12, 10 at 1:59am

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