there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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