Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
