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  • There are standards for random head? I've never heard of such a thing..

    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 3, 10 at 2:02pm
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  • This is why you shouldn't make fun of the guy hitting on the fat girl at the bar.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 3, 10 at 2:31pm
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  • I have none

    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 3, 10 at 2:18pm
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  • way to make momma proud. Firsty

    Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:05pm
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  • Hmm I assumed it was a girl saying this. Implying that she is the ugly one and her victim was the one with low standards. I think its even funnier if its a guy saying it.

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Aug 3, 10 at 2:28pm
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  • Rule 435: There are no standards to getting Sucked, just as long as they do it well, wo cares what they look like. that's what paper bags are for...

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 1:53pm
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    • wouldn't a paper bag interfere with the sucking? unless you're bagging yourself, but then you're into that whole auto-asphyxiation territory. I don't want to go there.

      Submitted by Vulpus on Aug 3, 10 at 10:15pm
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  • People always ruin the magic of the texts with comments >.>

    Submitted by zoehascurls on Aug 4, 10 at 11:12pm
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  • I thought Dick Cheney was in the hospital with a bad heart.

    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 3, 10 at 11:48pm
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  • Wow you have to KNOW you're petty ugly today that about yourself....hello insecurity goodbye self dignity

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Aug 3, 10 at 1:17pm
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  • Kinda want to see the first part of the convo. I'd guess. "dude, you have no standards. I can't believe you are going home with that hoodrat"

    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:42pm
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  • WIN.

    Submitted by sandyballs on Aug 3, 10 at 1:47pm
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  • What if it's a guy?

    Submitted by pooponyadong on Aug 3, 10 at 4:04pm
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  • And also, that someone with very low standards is getting STDs.

    Submitted by marsho on Aug 4, 10 at 1:47pm
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  • Are you referring to yourself or the person you're blowing? Either way your self respect is exemplary.

    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 3, 10 at 11:19pm
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  • Sounds like a great comeback.

    Submitted by amonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 1:09pm
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  • It's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Submitted by michaelbolton on Aug 3, 10 at 3:22pm
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    • You talentless hack. Die in a fire. Or fall of the dock of the bay and drown, since its more your style.

      Submitted by marsho on Aug 3, 10 at 10:53pm
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  • *his. "Their" is a dumb, ungrammatical solution to not knowing the person's gender. If this person has a penis, presumably you do know.

    Submitted by jltc on Oct 4, 11 at 12:45pm
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  • I don't think the girl that is sucking the guys dick is the person texting... It could be like an ugly chick that the girl doesn't like n Maybe it's like the girls ex or something..

    Submitted by HiMyNameIs on Aug 3, 10 at 5:55pm
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  • I bet it was OP.

    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 4, 10 at 8:40am
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