I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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