wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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