She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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