can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
my poor anus
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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