Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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