My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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How about a personal grammar and sentence structure goal instead?
Baby steps.
Show him that King of the Hill episode where Hank gets humped by the dolphin at a fancy hotel (season three's "Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta") and the management try to cover up the sexual harassment by buying him off.
Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans that have sex for pleasure. Look it up.
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