Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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