He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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