What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Pooping to opera.
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