problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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