why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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