I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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Maybe the deer you slept with last night.
Go poke it with a stick...
Would you happen to be a praying mantis?
STD is now Slut Turned Deadly. Girl with the killer chlamydia.
Rudolph the red rocket reindeer...
If it's the guy you slept with, I hope you didn't shoot him.
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