is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
third nipple confirmed
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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