you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
soo... how was my night?
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