She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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