why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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