Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Pants are for mortals
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