i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Be glad you didn't wake up to him already inside you o.o
@ashleeybabii: Must be a huge responsibility speaking for every female on the planet.
Actually, I agree with her. Who wants to wake up to a limp dick hanging in their face?
Then make it not limp
Ew. Lmfao.
really, gentlemen. Be nice.
yummy
What a turn off. For a girl that's so un attractive.
Who says? For all you know this could have been a happily married couple and the husband decided to have a little fun in the morning. Not one bit of this text makes me think she was mad or grossed out.
Dad?
well i'm not a toledo hoe but thanks.\nand it was nice to wake up to :]
How romantic
@WTFmate, who said it was a limp dick? Hahaha
win!
What a douche, u should have punched him
your morning is definitely on the right track!
no ceilings muthafucka good mo'nin, dick in your mouth while you're yawnin
Mmmmmm gooooodmorning
aaaaaahahaha yes.
homemade dreamcatcher
haha Signs of a lasting relation...
Toledo hoe
And? Is that a problem for u?
Bitch don't complain. Do your fucking job and satisfy that thang
Lmao. Awesome.
Wakey wakey, eggs 'n bakey.
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