I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
worst night to have a conscience
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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