so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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