theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
