your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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