Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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