I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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