Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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