question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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