I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Please, let me fuck your mom
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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